I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The adults are the big ones right?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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