Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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