Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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