dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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