i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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