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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I enjoy the company of your penis
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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