the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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