no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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