I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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