Im at strip club and am horny
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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