all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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