She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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