I want to have your abortion
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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