My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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