I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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