And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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