bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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