he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
