id be glad to
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
