Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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