Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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