Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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