Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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