what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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