So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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