I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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