I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
