Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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