He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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