I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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