I puked a lego.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Randomize
