don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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