i need an iv and a liver transplant
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
tell me about the fingering
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