Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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