This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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