On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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