ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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