i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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