you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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