Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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