either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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