did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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