We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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