I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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