this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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