real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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