exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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