I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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