New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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