how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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