hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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